4yr Old Words of Wisdom

I'm sure in a house where little girls live they would get into their mother's bathroom drawer and put on her headbands and comment on how pretty it looks or pretend to be a princess. But, in our home - where a little boy lives - he pulls out mommy's headband put's it on and runs into his room. Seconds later he runs out with his gun yelling, "Let's get 'em!" I can only suppose the headband is some sort of "warrior/soldier" garb.

Some other words of wisdom from Gabriel:

Gabriel: "Mommy what are you doing?"
Mommy: "I'm plucking my eyebrows."
Gabriel: "Doesn't that hurt?"
Mommy: "No."
Gabriel: "Does it tickle?"
Mommy: "No."
Gabriel: "Well, then what does it feel like?"
Mommy: "Like a little tug."
Gabriel: "Oh, well I'm glad only girls do that, because I wouldn't like doing that at all!"
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Gabriel: Daddy can you buy me some Skechers and Nike shoes?
Daddy: I would have to get 5 jobs just to pay for your shoes
Gabriel: Thats okay daddy you can work and me and mommy can stay home and cook your food.
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Gabriel: Daddy you're under arrest! I'm putting handcups on you!
Daddy: Hand-what?
Gabriel: HandCUPS!
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Gabriel: "Mommy, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Mommy: "I don't know - what are you thinking?"
Gabriel: "That I love you!"
Mommy: "Yes, I'm DEFINITELY thinking what you're thinking!"
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Gabriel: Daddy I'm brilliant
Daddy: Yes, you are.
Gabriel: Do you know what brilliant means?
Daddy: No
Gabriel: It means I'm pretty smart.